"I don't want anything long "he croaked."Something easy."I wasn't feeling too perky myself after a hard week out in the cold.As the weather forecast wasn't that great anyway I suggested cherry picking the best bits of the River Ayr gorge.We`d been hearing about this long distance walk for a while now and Alex remembered reading an article about big red sandstone cliffs,wires,caves and ladders hidden somewhere along its length or on a tributary."O.K." he said inspired by this vague memory. "Count me in.I`m off to ice my back now with packets of frozen peas."
"Really?Have fun with that then. See you in the morning."
Picked up Alex at 9.30 am and headed for Catrine where he thought this fabled via ferrata might exist.Despite asking several locals and examining the river at a few places where minor roads crossed it mighty sandstone cliffs were conspicuous by their absence.He gave me a strange glance when I was clambering up a steep bank sausage roll in hand after another futile attempt to spot cliffs.
"Don't take this the wrong way Bob but you could have been in that film Deliverance."
"Cheers."
"Might be Mauchline." he offered.We attacked the river at various points near said town and drew a blank there as well.No via ferrata or hillbillies except for me.
Now Alex is a great mate but a crap navigator at times .As soon as he looks at a map in a moving car he gets car sick and we`d been down a lot of twisty roads by now.
"Think its down there". He suddenly tossed me the map looking pale."Wind the window down Bob or I`m going to lose my breakfast."
I stopped and had a look noting the number of minor roads we`d already been down and the lack of decent signage along the river at this point.
"Bugger this .Lets go to Failford"
I`d been there years ago and knew it was gorge like with good access and signs.We parked just outside the village in a layby to the east and walked the short distance to the entrance of the gorge.
The Ayr gorge at Failford....

Interesting history on this board.Saves me retelling it.

It was only after we`d been up to the ledge we read the board more carefully discovering you are requested not to ascend the steps.Health and safety dilemma for the council again no doubt as they also have a sign saying no kids past here meaning they expect other folk to go up.

Bob on the carved rock staircase...

Anyway the cove was nice and quite dramatic and we returned back to the car in better mood.
Still no via ferrata though.After another short walk at Stair next up was a drive to the Lugar water near Ochiltree where Pedan and Wallace caves showed on the map.Nice bit of river.No fabled spiderweb laced cliffs.
Hunting for the caves.....

The locals keep a beady eye on us.....

"Right.That does it.Lets go to Loudoun Hill.I know where that is!"This from me, somewhat peeved by this time.
I enjoyed the drive over the back roads to Loudoun Hill,wild scenery and dramatic angry skies.
We stopped off for the walk up Gallows Hill outside Galston to visit the Covenanter memorial and viewpoint indicator on the way....

..... and further on the mighty Distinkhorn,all 386 metres of it,soared to our right.Well,maybe soared is not the right word.Alex has been desperate to bag this for a while.It`s an unusual name for a Scottish hill.
Loudon hill appears....

At the car park below Loudon Hill I was keen to see the new sculpture nearby and climb to the summit for a view as I hadn't been here for years.Alex sat in the car reading the paper as he`d been rock climbing here only last year.
"But I think you should go." he grinned. "Our fan would expect nothing less.Take one for the team."
I shot him a look departing but a few minutes later I`d forgotten it as the sculpture was a bit special.A lot of modern stuff just doesn't do it for me but this was perfect for the area.Really good piece of art in my opinion.
The Spirit of Scotland sculpture...

To the victor the weary legs.Views from the top were extensive and clear.I remembered my highlight here many years ago when I seconded the classic rock climb of the crag,The Edge, VS.Here`s Brian leading it.

On the way back to the car....

Back at the car Alex was now into the magazine section.More minor roads followed as we took an obscure route back to Glasgow via Ardochrig.
Suddenly a splash of vivid colour on a tree burned itself on our collective retina.Red/orange head black orange body,finch sized.
It looked too exotic to belong in Scotland unless in a cage or a zoo.
"What the hell was that?"Alex exclaimed.
Too fleeting for a photo this time but we looked it up when we got back.
A male crossbill.First one I`ve ever seen.Never knew they were so colourful and dazzling.Brillant day out after a moonshine trousers down where the hell are we start.Didnt get back until after 7.00 pm at night.So much for an easy day.
Click for pic of male crossbill
Alex:
Another short video from last year of Gavin on the crux of Epitaph at Loudon Hill...